Alright, I just came from the bathroom at work and I happen to be a little irritated. I really hate it when someone comes in and goes in the stall RIGHT beside me when we are the ONLY TWO people in there and there are about 10 other stalls to choose from!!! This just happened to me, but to top things off this lady then proceeded to take a doo doo while humming some cheerful little song! HAVE YOU NO SHAME WOMAN?? Not cool lady, not cool at all.
A. Have some decensy to put a little distance between me and your horrible stench
B. Do not hum/grunt through a song while you're doing your business beside someone else.
C. What the HE%% did you eat last night?
I apologize for my crudeness, but you really have to put up with a lot in the bathrooms here and I'VE HAD IT!!